This totally awesome video I made

As you know im a professor and totally awesome and to show this I made a Pokemon Video

Pokémon Battle!!!

A Pokemon battle I observed whilst in ASDA along the Vegetable isle.

(to cover my backside I did not create this video but have simply linked it from You Tube. I don'r need to make videos as im already so awesome)

Arnold Schwarzengger

The first Pokémon I came across was in the wood whilst I was picking up some dog shit. It has come to be known as Arney or other known as Arnold Schwarzengger. People may know him for as a Austrian-American former professional bodybuilder, model, actor, director and businessman.

But I have learnt a interesting fact about Arney (apart that he can only say ARNEY ARNEY) He once played a robot that was sent back in time to fuck up the planet by becoming the governor of California and setting fire to the world whilst driving around in a hummer (that’s a big gas guzzling car for all you people who aren’t professors) His mission to terminate Sarah Palin (I mean Connor)

However after finding out he could not be president as Bruce Willis is way cooler than him Arney has ran to the woods to hide amongst the bushes in order to hide from a group of mother fucking ugly democrats who have the ability to use camouflage and high tech weaponry. In order to combat these democrats Arney leant the move [Role in Shit] This ability hides his bull shit heat signature allowing him to hide.

ARNEY ARNEY!

Hello ASH

Hello I’m Professor Ur-rectum and I’m looking into a whole new world of Pokémon. I’m going to blog what I find out. Pokémon can be found in the strangest of places. Please feel free to share what you think about what I say (I won’t listen though as I am a professor and I know all) Why else do you think all Pokémon games begin with some smart arse faggot talking to you as if you were a descendent of a piece of organic shit.

I should just mention that there is another blog called Poképinions who has copied me even though she started before me. This is because she has access to a time machine and went to the future and found out how awesome my blog becomes and decided to go back in time and start hers before me.