The first Pokémon I came across was in the wood whilst I was picking up some dog shit. It has come to be known as Arney or other known as Arnold Schwarzengger. People may know him for as a Austrian-American former professional bodybuilder, model, actor, director and businessman.
But I have learnt a interesting fact about Arney (apart that he can only say ARNEY ARNEY) He once played a robot that was sent back in time to fuck up the planet by becoming the governor of California and setting fire to the world whilst driving around in a hummer (that’s a big gas guzzling car for all you people who aren’t professors) His mission to terminate Sarah Palin (I mean Connor)
However after finding out he could not be president as Bruce Willis is way cooler than him Arney has ran to the woods to hide amongst the bushes in order to hide from a group of mother fucking ugly democrats who have the ability to use camouflage and high tech weaponry. In order to combat these democrats Arney leant the move [Role in Shit] This ability hides his bull shit heat signature allowing him to hide.
ARNEY ARNEY!
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